And they think I’m “Nice”
What the fuck? Ok – I’m getting a little ahead of myself here. I gotta tell ya what’s going on first.
A bunch of porn bloggers (yes, of which I am one) have decided to have a little fun with porn blogging and just kind of go off on whatever we want to babble about. Ana is one of them and she’s this raunchy redneck wench that loves to show off her panties and says fuck a lot (and I have to confess that every time she says fuck I get just a little bit excited – I love hearing women say fuck). Well, she seems to think that I sound “sweet and innocent“ – well, I guess I’d better bash that idea out of her head! Another is The Walrus who seems to be of the opinion that I am “such a nice person it might be difficult to really get down and dirty in the verbal jousts” – do I really come across that nice? You know, I’ve struggled all my life to be thought of as anything but the “good girl” but I guess I haven’t been doing a very good job. I’m going to have to work a little bit harder!
So, I’ll let you in on a little secret – I fucking hate it when I hear that men complain about how their wives are not into porn. Well, I gotta tell you guys – you did that! Maybe not you in particular but men in general have done that by putting all women into two categories – sluts or ladies. Why does it have to be one or the other? I am a lady, fuck! When I go out I look damn good, I look classy, and I can hold a conversation with anyone between the ages of 4 and 99. My hubby’s parent’s love me, his brothers and sisters think I’m wonderful, and I am a lady. But you know what? I’m also a slut! And I’m fucking proud of it dammit.
Guys, y’all have to quit thinking that women are one or the other and ya have to quit making women feel like shit if they act like a slut. You like sluts so don’t make them feel bad about it! Women are afraid to let their slutty side show to anyone – including their husbands – because when y’all talk about sluts you act like they are only good for one thing. Let me tell you something – sluts can be smart and they can have great jobs and they can teach you a thing or two about a variety of subjects that don’t have a goddamn thing to do with sex. So start giving us sluts some respect and maybe more women will be willing to embrace their sluttiness.
So, to end this post, some of my favorite intelligent ladies/sluts:
And this is just for a certain webmaster that I hear has a bit of a thing for tits (need to do some new pics as this was taken two years ago on my honeymoon on the hood of the car in front of a very nice lake):
