I’m so very bored tonite – don’t know what to do with myself.  So, I’m posting one of my full length audio stories for you to enjoy.

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Here’s a taste of the story:

Scott came up behind me and placed his hands on my hips. He pulled me in close to him so I could feel his excitement hard against my ass. Mark came up in the front and snuck his knee between my thighs. Mark’s lips were soon on mine as Scott’s hand moved over the curves of my hips and butt. It didn’t take long for Mark’s hands to migrate towards my breasts. My nipples were already hard but when he pulled my top up to expose them to the park lights the cool air caused them to stiffen even more. Mark’s hands eagerly squeezed both my breasts in his hands, pulling and pinching my nipples between his fingers. Scott’s hands slipped under my skirt. At first he was just rubbing me through my panties, which were already wet with my excitement. I spread my legs a little to encourage him. All I could think about was getting something inside my pussy and his fingers would do just the trick for now.

Finally, Scott slipped my panties aside and slid one long digit inside me. When Mark began sucking at one of my nipples I couldn’t hold back my sighs. Scott slid another finger inside me and I began to ride them nice and slow. My muscles clenched around his fingers and I ground my clit against Mark’s thigh until I came, my body shuddering against them. I knew that was only my appetizer and I wanted to get on with the main course.

I pulled Mark in for a kiss and then turned to Scott and kissed him too.

“Let me see your cocks.”

They looked at each other, perhaps dubious about exposing themselves in front of each other, or maybe about being exposed in a public park.

“C’mon you guys. How can I have a little fun sucking your cocks if you won’t take off your pants?”

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There aren’t a lot of things that scare me.  Bugs?  Nope.  Snakes?  Nope.  Spiders? Not a chance.  But this does.

Apparently, teenagers are way beyond just having sex out of curiousity.  They are having sex for money.  And I’m not just talking about the low-income, parents don’t give a shit because they’re all fucked up on crack – I’m talking middle class teenagers that want “stuff” so badly that they are willing to have sex for it.

In Edmonton it is has recently been discovered that teenage girls are going to sex parties so they can buy all the things they want.  These girls go and get paid to have sex with 3 or more men and then they go and buy whatever it is they think they need so badly.  Why are they doing this?  Is it because their self-esteem is that low?  Is it because they have no values?  Is it because they are just so materialistic that they’ll do anything for money?

And is this so different from the girl that turns 18 and starts her own teen paysite?  I mean really, there’s not much of an age difference there.  The girls in that article are 15.  How much have they really matured in 3 years?

I don’t know what exactly has me so freaked out.  Is it because a lot of the sites I promote focus on teens?  Is it because I have  a teenage daughter and I wonder if that is where her head is at?  Would she do that?  I think me and the girl might need to sit down and have a long chat.

So consider this a PSA – if you have a teen where do they stand on sexuality?

Apparently Ana had a great time the other night – a really good time!  And I don’t think her dear hubby is doing any complaining!  Speaking of her hubby, he’ s 5 years younger than her.  Which makes yet one more thing that Ana and I have in common – love of younger men.  My husband is not younger than me though.  He’s actually goes against almost everything I previously considered my type, which convinces me even more that we have something special.  If he wasn’t so special I never would have been able to look past the fact that he’s not bald, not ethnic, and not younger.  If I love him without those special little things that I used to consider my “things” I really, really love him.  And after almost two years of marriage (our anniversary is coming up in May) I love him even more.  Anyway, I used to have quite the thing for younger guys as well.  And I still like them as far as eye candy is concerned.

So, ya know how sometimes you come upon that person that just drives you nuts and you think of all those things you want to do to them?  Like ordering them a stripper to their work or signing them up for paysites or a bunch of porn magazines?  Well, not such a hot idea apparently.  This woman did just that.  She signed her next door neighbor up for Playboy, Hustler, and a few other mags and now she is serving a two-month sentence in jail!  So before you try to be too sneaky you’d better think twice!  Sure it would be funny watching her or him open all those dirty mags (not so funny if they smiled and ran back into the house) but you won’t be laughing from jail I’ll bet.

You know, one of my fellow porn bloggers that I haven’t talked about much (maybe not at all) is Flip.  I had a huge crush on him when I first met his acquaintance because he has quite a way with words but also because he has this super sexy avatar and to be honest I thought he was a girl!  Look at this chick!  Now can you honestly tell me that that is not fucking hot?  But then I found out that flip was actually a dude and while I still adore him it’s just not like that anymore.  But I’m starting to wonder if the tables have turned the way he’s been talking about me.  Did I tell y’all that he has a way with words or what?  How could a girl not be flattered?  So, I think we should agree that if my husband runs off with Alyssa Milano and his wife runs off with whoever she might be lusting after then we should get together and write beautiful porn blogs together and make lots of money.  As long as he’ll put on a blonde wig and sneer at me once a month.

That might be almost as hot as being with this hot tranny babe:

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So, what are you in the mood for tonite?  Well, if you’re a horny perv then click here and you’ll have lots to visit.  Just a little something special for those of you who feel like getting naughty tonite.

Hmm, what else have I got for you tonite?  I’ve been doing some working and a lot of farting around today.  I am one of those people that could fart around all day if no one stopped me.  And no one stopped me today.  Isn’t that horrible.  I did make dinner today though.

Ana is a little more productive today than I am – she’s picking up her husband at the airport and she’s finally getting laid!!!  Whoohoo!  If y’all see a sudden drop in Duracell stock you’ll know why…

You know there are a lot of weird people out there.  Like this Polish politician who is freaking out because the zoo has a gay elephant.  Seriously?  You don’t have better things to worry about than the fact that the zoo elephant likes other elephant dudes?   Or how about the Division of Motor Vehicles in Colorado that turned down a request for a woman to get a liscense plate that say ILVTOFU.  Ok, y’all are just as bad as them – she loves tofu for fuck’s sake!

Oh, and just so y’all know, over at Explicit Planet they love my voice!  I might have to come up with some more teasers just for them!

Anyway, I’m watching The Ultimate Coyote Ugly (yes, I love this show.  Just another thing you all should know about me – I have horrible taste in television, movies, and music.  You don’t even know what kind of music I like!) so I’m going to leave you with that.

Have a good night and go and wank off or something.

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