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People Are Getting Laid While I Ramble!

So, what are you in the mood for tonite?  Well, if you’re a horny perv then click here and you’ll have lots to visit.  Just a little something special for those of you who feel like getting naughty tonite.

Hmm, what else have I got for you tonite?  I’ve been doing some working and a lot of farting around today.  I am one of those people that could fart around all day if no one stopped me.  And no one stopped me today.  Isn’t that horrible.  I did make dinner today though.

Ana is a little more productive today than I am – she’s picking up her husband at the airport and she’s finally getting laid!!!  Whoohoo!  If y’all see a sudden drop in Duracell stock you’ll know why…

You know there are a lot of weird people out there.  Like this Polish politician who is freaking out because the zoo has a gay elephant.  Seriously?  You don’t have better things to worry about than the fact that the zoo elephant likes other elephant dudes?   Or how about the Division of Motor Vehicles in Colorado that turned down a request for a woman to get a liscense plate that say ILVTOFU.  Ok, y’all are just as bad as them – she loves tofu for fuck’s sake!

Oh, and just so y’all know, over at Explicit Planet they love my voice!  I might have to come up with some more teasers just for them!

Anyway, I’m watching The Ultimate Coyote Ugly (yes, I love this show.  Just another thing you all should know about me – I have horrible taste in television, movies, and music.  You don’t even know what kind of music I like!) so I’m going to leave you with that.

Have a good night and go and wank off or something.

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One Response to “People Are Getting Laid While I Ramble!”

  1. Planeteer Says:
    April 17th, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    I have to admit, I am enchanted with our resident porn diva and her sexy voice. She starts talking about my cock and what it feels like in her mouth…and well, let’s just say I want to hear how she finishes up the story because I know how it ended on my side :)

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