First, before I get into a truly rambling entry, I want to take a minute to welcome the 12th and final member of the Porn Bloggers (who have all been mentioned at some poing in time here), our crazy little group of porn bloggers that are just trying to make slinging porn fun again.  Oh ya, the welcome.  So, welcoming boogie to our little group.  I have one question though – do they call him boogie as in boogie-woogie-woogie-woogie-dancin’-shoes OR do they call him boogies because he’s got some socially unacceptable special nugget digging habits?  Hmmm – makes ya wonder huh?

So anyway, I’m bored as hell.  And I don’t have anything particularly exciting to tell you.  Ok, well, I did buy a shitload of porn videos and galleries this week and spent the majority of last night sorting through it.  Fuck that is so much fun and I can not wait to get my paysite going!  I’ve got all sorts of delicious plans for it.  One of the things I plan on including lots of is the Masturbation Fantasy Audios.  These are all about me and my dirty little fantasies and they all end with a real orgasm.  Want a teaser?  Click here to hear just a quick one minute tease.  Like that?  Want more?  Well, it is temporarily available from my lulu store and you can see it to your left in the side bar along with a couple of stories that will also be a part of the site.

But anyway, I was going to just ramble on.  So, here’s a bunch of things you likely don’t need to know about me:

1. I love rain – totally turns me on.
2. I suck at house cleaning – rarely would anyone come into my home and not have to watch their step!  And I really don’t give a shit.
3. I discovered porn when I was about 11 or 12 in my mom’s bedroom – found her dirty magazines.  Yes, I looked at the pics but it was the stories that I kept coming back for.
4. I was about the same age when I discovered masturbation.
5. But it wasn’t until I was about 21 that I achieved orgasm.   Yes, I was very frustrated!
6. I’m a feminist – if I don’t feel like shaving I don’t and I don’t care who knows.  But the majority of the time I’m very femme and I love my shaved parts and my lipstick and my bustier and feather boa.
7. I like boys and girls but I’m married so I’m happy with cock.
8. I lived with a man for 11 years, had two of his children and then kicked him out because he couldn’t be the kind of man I deserved.
9. I come from a family that has a history of depression and alcohol abuse and have been lucky enough not to have any real troubles with that – it is my daughter I worry about.
10. I used to be on the PTA!
11. I teach for a living.
12. If I had unlimited financial resources I would be a perpetual student.  I seriously miss school.
13. I write more than smut – if you knew my real name you’d find me all over the web if you googled me.
14. I am Canadian and goddamn proud of it.  There would not be enough money in the world to make me move out of Canada.
15. I’m a big fan of Storm Large – a sexy lady with a powerful voice.
16. I have a myspace account but don’t use it and a Facebook account (two actually) that I use way too often.
17. I get a real thrill out of wearing high heels – boots, sandals, whatever.  I love the sound they make when I walk and it always makes me think of a strong powerful woman.
18. I have pierced nipples and plan to get a tattoo – hopefully this summer.
19. I love my boobs.  They may not be porn-perfect but I love the shape of them, the feel of them, the size of them – and flashing my husband when he’s least expecting it never fails to make me smile.
20. I have 6 working computers in my house.  Yes, I am a geek, as are the rest of my family.

How boring is my life?  Geez Louise!  I wish I could come up with something more fun but … that’s likely about as good as it is going to get.  Unless of course you have a question?  I’ll answer anything as long as it doesn’t reveal my real identity or where I live or anything like that.    so leave me a comment and see if you can dig something more interesting out of me!

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